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Anonymous asked: DOES SHE NEED A HAIR BRUSH BECAUSE I HAVE A NICE RUSSIAN ONE THAT SHE CAN USE AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT NIALL HORAN. MY RACIST VAGINA IS VERY GIVING AS LONG AS I CAN FUCKING STAND YOU. Topman.
Anonymous asked: hello this is ksenia dombo with the nightly news. here is our news for tonight. george mason is still dead as of season 4 of 24, and niall horan is a piece of shit and how dare he. thank you this has been ksenia dombo with the nightly news. more updates as events warrant. more livetexting as 24 warrants.
Anonymous asked: tomorow is the annouccnernt IAM NOT REdy ??
thirstyniall: niall horan has a bad knee niall noran
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Anonymous asked: holy shit what the fucking fuck is going on. fuck
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Anonymous asked: (stomps into the room) MY STOMACH HUUUURTS
ELEANOR - TRILL IT
fuckyeahvalkilmer replied to your post: how does this strange box work??????????????????????? THIS WEIRD ASSSKKKKK? BOX? WHAT IS THIS? I KNOW NOT. WHO USES THESE THINGS hi harry
I WANT MORE PRETENDS GIMME MORE PRETENDS
saucysoullesskangaroo: so I’m officially making 1D girlfriend polyvore sets I just like to tick off each new place they infiltrate and examine just how deeply it permeates i want to see these
for two years now, i have been diana's doctor
diana: i'm dying
me: no you're not
diana: no i'm totally dying
me: shut the fuck up you're not fucking dying
diana: okay, i'm not dying. i knew it. i wasn't dying.
me: fuck you
fuckyeahvalkilmer asked: how does this strange box work???????????????????????
tockthewatchdog asked: hi i'm ksenia - no but hold on - diana you just missed our turn. NO DON'T TURN AROUND HERE! jesus. god. wow. okay. anyway, i'm ksenia, and i really like bands, so many bands, also the people in the bands. but sometimes i hate the people in the bands. TEETH.... ARMS... COCKATOO HEAD. also, i love 24 and fuck you diana it's all your fault. where is the queso? did tony eat all the...
i got a sick new theme look at it while you pretend to be me in my ask
arostine: pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10
saucysoullesskangaroo: tockthewatchdog: fightingz: I HAD A DREAM TODAY THAT DIANA AND I WERE BACK IN NEW YORK HANGING OUT WITH ELEANOR AND IT WAS A LOT OF FUN BUT THEN I WOKE UP AND IT WASN’T REAL AND I GOT SAD it’ll be real next week! yay!
Things that make me nervous:
thrillionaire: istolefrommarcjacobs: Boys My bank account balance hoping they both get it up
sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
ronaldkn0x: imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like